{"product_id":"an-absolute-bloody-disaster-9781737359319","title":"An Absolute Bloody Disaster","description":"\u003cp\u003eCharlotte Novik is a typical 19-year-old girl: she has an obnoxious older brother, friends who drive her crazy, a giant mansion overlooking the San Francisco Bay, and a refrigerator filled with blood bags.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOh, and did she mention she's a vampire? Because that's kind of important.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen Charlotte accidentally kills someone on a busy street in broad daylight, she unwittingly sets off a string of similar murders throughout the city. Not only do these murders seem somehow connected to her, but also to an ancient vampire whose revenge-laden shadow has loomed over her family for centuries.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHaunted by her best friend's death (and, subsequently, her murderer), Charlotte and her derelict family are forced to hunt down the killer before he threatens the exposure of vampire-kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter all, what could go wrong? Especially with the gaggle of college kids who keep infiltrating their plans, and the golden human boy who can't seem to leave her alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Novelitica","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50383092285714,"sku":"9781737359319","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_dc062da9-2041-4870-ba33-47a6232d2ec7.jpg?v=1728777888","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/an-absolute-bloody-disaster-9781737359319","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}