{"product_id":"alpha-bruh-cringe-an-alphabet-guide-for-rizzlers-slay-queens-and-their-confused-parents-9798218840266","title":"Alpha, Bruh!, Cringe: An Alphabet Guide for Rizzlers, Slay Queens, and Their Confused Parents","description":"\u003cp\u003eCreated by two stay-at-home dads, Alpha, Bruh!, Cringe: An Alphabet Guide for Rizzlers, Slay Queens, and Their Confused Parents is the hilarious, family-friendly translator for Gen Alpha speak you didn't know you needed. From Rizz and No Cap to Yeet, Skibidi, Glow Up, Zesty, Slay Queen, Jelly, Bruh, Mew, XOXO, and the mysterious Six-Seven, this A-to-Z picture book turns today's Gen Alpha slang into laugh-out-loud moments everyone can enjoy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEach letter features a big, colorful illustration, a kid-friendly caption, and a yellow Parent Translation box that explains the term in plain English-so grown-ups stay in the loop (and out of the cringe zone). Perfect for read-alouds, classrooms, car rides, or bedtime giggles, this book doubles as a playful language arts primer and a social-skills booster: confidence, kindness, and humor all pass the vibe check-no cap.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAges 5 and up (great for kids and parents alike)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eClean humor, inclusive art, classroom-safe\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGreat gift for birthdays, holidays, back-to-school, teachers, and cool grandparents\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBy Nicholas Luft (author) \u0026amp; Benjamin Smallwood (illustrator)-two stay-at-home dads who still pass the vibe check\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf your house speaks meme, emoji, and recess, this book is your bilingual dictionary-Rizz to Zesty-with a bonus ending that admits nobody really knows what Six-Seven means...and that's half the fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGlow Up, Zesty, Slay Queen, Jelly, Bruh, Mew, XOXO, Six-Seven, vibe check, drip fjf\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eLuft, Nicholas:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - Nicholas Luft is a recovering tech startup founder turned stay-at-home dad, musician, film buff, and part-time stand-up comedian who believes bedtime should pass the vibe check. Raised in South Louisiana, a graduate of Louisiana State University, he now lives in Marietta, GA, where he splits time between writing, open-mic nights, playing guitar, spending time with his daughter, and creating over-the-top Halloween yard displays. Nick lives with his wife, Ashley, and their daughter, Stella.","brand":"Sessions St. Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51779413901586,"sku":"9798218840266","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_92bae1a5-6cf3-473f-aff4-3a8ee0b8efd5.jpg?v=1765369837","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/alpha-bruh-cringe-an-alphabet-guide-for-rizzlers-slay-queens-and-their-confused-parents-9798218840266","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}