{"product_id":"almost-everybody-farts-9781454934301","title":"Almost Everybody Farts","description":"\u003cb\u003e\"A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.\" --\u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e (Starred review)\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eGrandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN'T fart? \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e With sly humor, this fun board book looks at a subject that's sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, \u003ci\u003eAlmost Everybody Farts \u003c\/i\u003ecomically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she's fart-free: MOM! \u003ci\u003eBut is she? \u003c\/i\u003eKids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWriter and illustrator Marty Kelley lives in NH. His picture book, \u003ci\u003eTwelve Terrible Things \u003c\/i\u003e(Tricycle Press), received a starred review in \u003ci\u003eSchool Library Journal\u003c\/i\u003e. Author Christopher Moore (\u003ci\u003eLamb: The Gospel According to Biff\u003c\/i\u003e) called it, \"An inspired work of dark humor.\" Marty is a popular speaker who visits between over 150 schools a year throughout New England and beyond. To learn more about Marty, visit martykelley.com.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Union Square Kids","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50631659487506,"sku":"9781454934301","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_2e86e210-363a-4947-a005-5dfaab6fa44c.jpg?v=1761039053","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/almost-everybody-farts-9781454934301","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}