{"product_id":"a-very-terrible-text-9781638762584","title":"A Very Terrible Text","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eSometimes the thumbs slip...\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe's finally joined the dating app everyone in Cider Cove is raving about...when she accidentally sends a message about wanting to meet up for a first date to her enemy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHillary: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've been engaged twice now without becoming a bride, and let's just say those failures have made me more career-focused than ever.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut I just hit the big 3-0 last year, and I'm feeling...lonely, despite the five best friends I share an enormous house with. I've drawn the short stick this time, and I'm dealing with the general contractor about fixing our perpetually leaking roof.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eJoy.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLiam Graff is a complete beast-and our next-door neighbor-which only makes the way we sometimes gather at the upper floor windows to watch him mow his lawn shirtless a little embarrassing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor him. Not us.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn order to cheer myself up, I join the dating app everyone in town can't stop talking about, and I've been chatting back and forth with Mr. Hottie from one town over.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGreat. No, really, it's great. I'm great. He's great.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eExcept I've also been texting with Liam about this blasted roof, and my invite for dinner in a slinky black dress goes to him instead of Mr. Hottie...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBefore I can correct and explain myself, he responds with, \u003cem\u003eWhat time should I pick you up?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThat very terrible text may haunt me for the rest of my life...or change it completely.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Aej Creative Works","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50490074857746,"sku":"9781638762584","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_96390c21-e9e5-45bd-99f0-b272af586d10.jpg?v=1730512995","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/a-very-terrible-text-9781638762584","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}