{"product_id":"a-series-of-unfortunate-events-4-the-miserable-mill-9780064407694","title":"A Series of Unfortunate Events #4: The Miserable Mill","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI hope, for your sake, that you have not chosen to read this book because you are in the mood for a pleasant experience. If this is the case, I advise you to put this book down instantaneously, because of all the books describing the unhappy lives of the Baudelaire orphans, \u003cem\u003eThe Miserable Mill\u003c\/em\u003e might be the unhappiest yet. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are sent to Paltryville to work in a lumber mill, and they find disaster and misfortune lurking behind every log. The pages of this book, I'm sorry to inform you, contain such unpleasantries as a giant pincher machine, a bad casserole, a man with a cloud of smoke where his head should be, a hypnotist, a terrible accident resulting in injury, and coupons. I have promised to write down the entire history of these three poor children, but you haven't, so if you prefer stories that are more heartwarming, please feel free to make another selection.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith all due respect, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLemony Snicket \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eSnicket, Lemony:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - \u003cp\u003eLemony Snicket had an unusual education which may or may not explain his ability to evade capture. He is the author of the 13 volumes in A Series of Unfortunate Events, several picture books including \u003cem\u003eThe Dark\u003c\/em\u003e, and the books collectively titled All The Wrong Questions.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eKupperman, Michael:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - Michael Kupperman has done many illustrations for such publications as \u003cem\u003eFortune, The New Yorker, and The New York Times.\u003c\/em\u003e He frequently writes scripts for DC Comics. This is his first book.\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eHelquist, Brett:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - \u003cp\u003eBrett Helquist's celebrated art has graced books from the charming \u003cem\u003eBedtime for Bear\u003c\/em\u003e, which he also wrote, to the \u003cem\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/em\u003e-bestselling \u003cem\u003eA Series of Unfortunate Events\u003c\/em\u003e by Lemony Snicket to the glorious picture book adaptation of Charles Dickens's \u003cem\u003eA Christmas Carol\u003c\/em\u003e. He lives with his family in Brooklyn, New York.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HarperCollins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50600296022290,"sku":"9780064407694","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_644ecf7a-2d9d-4d11-bd61-cee1f5701add.jpg?v=1732211790","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/a-series-of-unfortunate-events-4-the-miserable-mill-9780064407694","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}