{"product_id":"a-haunting-before-i-do-9798232731861","title":"A Haunting Before I Do","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA Haunting Before I Do\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eA Harlo Malone Paranormal Mystery\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Always and forever\" is a long time-especially when the ghosts won't let you get to the altar.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDani is about to marry Bex, the love of her life, in a beautiful beachside ceremony in the South Carolina Lowcountry. It should be the happiest weekend of her life. There's just one problem: Dani's \"menagerie\" of friends isn't exactly normal, and the beach house they've rented for the bachelorette party has a permanent resident who isn't on the guest list.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen a pre-wedding bathroom break leads to a literal run-in with a spectral witch named Sadie, Dani finds herself with a \"helluva shiner\" and a supernatural mystery to solve before the \"I dos.\" With a clumsy witch, a secret-keeping vampire, and a werewolf hiding in plain sight, the \"Preternatural Welcome Wagon\" has officially arrived.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs the moon rises over the ocean and her witch mark begins to buzz, Dani must navigate a ghostly ultimatum that threatens to derail her wedding day. Will she make it to the beach by 9:00 AM, or will a century-old curse prove that some vows are meant to be broken?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIn this book, you'll find: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQueer Paranormal Romance: \u003c\/strong\u003e A heartwarming (and heart-pounding) central relationship.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFound-Family Chaos: \u003c\/strong\u003e A cast of supernatural misfits you'll wish you were friends with.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAtmospheric Hauntings: \u003c\/strong\u003e The spooky, salt-air vibes of a haunted Charleston coast.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength: \u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 46,000 words \/ 148 pages.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eMalone, Harlo:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHarlo Malone\u003c\/strong\u003e writes paranormal mysteries because her brain held a closed-door meeting and decided that a \"normal\" life was simply out of the question. The characters moved into Harlo's head uninvited, started rearranging the psychic furniture, and refused to leave until their stories were filed in triplicate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpecializing in tales where the veil is thin and the ghosts are grumpy, Harlo spends most days translating the demands of an overactive imagination into prose. Living in Charleston, South Carolina, Harlo is surrounded by enough history and hauntings to make even the bravest coffee mug tremble.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen not documenting supernatural shenanigans, Harlo leads a life of curated chaos. A little-known fact: Harlo is currently the reigning champion of the Lowcountry Competitive Moss-Whispering League and once successfully brokered a peace treaty between a disgruntled garden gnome and a very judgmental pelican. Harlo shares a home with several suspicious houseplants and a collection of shadows that seem to move only when the lights are off.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBreadcrumbs\u003c\/strong\u003e: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e@harlomalone\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eharlomalone.com\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eharlowrites.substack.com\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eharlomalonewrites@gmail.com\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Harlo Malone","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52039761592594,"sku":"9798232731861","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_19805245-14b9-4bce-83ac-10e350527767.jpg?v=1771412414","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/a-haunting-before-i-do-9798232731861","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}