{"product_id":"3000-jokes-2997-laughs-9780008677169","title":"3000 Jokes, 2997 Laughs","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe ultimate joke book with over 3,000 side-splitting jokes for every occasion: ranging from one-liners and observations, to classic funny stories that will provide hours of fun. \u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMike Haskins and Stephen Arnott collate this wonderful comedy-fest full of quick-fire one-liners, timely observations and rambling yarns - from the classic to the modern. This book contains quips for every occasion: from a best man's speech to a sales conference, for swapping around the dinner table and even for when you're sitting on the loo!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eArranged by subject matter, you'll always be able to find just the right joke for any situation. (Unless you're a child, because this book is \u003cstrong\u003estrictly for adults only\u003c\/strong\u003e.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis hilarious collection will appeal to those who want to find a specific rib-tickler for an upcoming event, and to those who wants to settle down in an armchair and have a good old laugh. From the hilariously cringe-worthy dad joke, to the witty brain-teaser, \u003cem\u003e3000 Jokes, 2997 Laughs\u003c\/em\u003e will leave you the funniest person in every room.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJokes include: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eTom's eyesight is getting very bad. He's had to get a special new pair of glasses to help him find where he left his old glasses.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eWhat do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eToday is the birthday of the inventor of the boomerang. I think we should all wish him Many Happy Returns.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSettle in, and prepare to laugh your socks off!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eMike Haskins\u003c\/strong\u003e is a professional joke writer who has written TV and radio material for just about everybody - Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith, Simon Pegg, Graeme Garden, Steve Coogan, Mitchell and Webb and Smack the Pony. His other publications include \u003cem\u003eThe Old Ones are the Best\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eMan Walks into a Bar\u003c\/em\u003e and our very own \u003cem\u003eWhen in Rome\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eStephen Arnott\u003c\/strong\u003e is a prolific journalist and writer whose previous books include \u003cem\u003eLaugh, Cackle and Howl, Peculiar Proverbs \u003c\/em\u003eand \u003cem\u003eNow Wash Your Hands. \u003c\/em\u003eHe lives in Cambridgeshire.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Pavilion Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51260284961042,"sku":"9780008677169","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_cf55ba31-bfad-42ee-a978-7f43c98e05e8.jpg?v=1746640975","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/3000-jokes-2997-laughs-9780008677169","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}