{"product_id":"100-animals-that-can-f-cking-end-you","title":"100 Animals That Can F*cking End You","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA wittily informative field guide to the deadliest animals on Earth from \"AnimalTok\" star @mndiaye_97\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Ever wonder how to tell if a moose is about to subtract you? Curious why you should be terrified of cassowaries, the \"velociraptor that time forgot?\" Questioning whether that cute baby hippo is actually a homicidal maniac in the making? Yea, so was Mamadou Ndiaye . . . and now he's got your answers. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003e100 Animals That Can F*cking End You \u003c\/i\u003eis the ultimate countdown to merk by animal, featuring everything from tiny bugs that can turn you into a hashtag to animals so massive they can murder you by accident. These include: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e - The massive Southern elephant seal, which \"is built like a truck with the personality of a Spring Break frat boy\" \u003cbr\u003e - Sperm whales with a call so strong it can vibrate you to death \u003cbr\u003e - A golf-ball-sized octopus that can erase twenty-six people with one bite \u003cbr\u003e - Hyenas, which have no qualms eating their prey while it is still alive \u003cbr\u003e - A snake so quick it can strike you three times before you blink \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e You'll learn not only which animals to avoid, but which ones can beat you in a footrace, which ones create surprisingly high body counts, and which ones will give you a good reason never to venture into the ocean. Mamadou also offers the occasional survival tip, even if it is just to make peace with your higher power. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e This dynamic, fact-filled, occasionally disturbing book is perfect for animal lovers and anyone perplexed by the natural world.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDuring Covid lockdown in 2020, \u003cb\u003eMamadou Ndiaye\u003c\/b\u003e uploaded a video about the antlered Grim Reaper (also known as the moose) to his newly minted TikTok account (@mndiaye_97) that went viral. Since then, his cutting takes on deadly and weird creatures have grown his channel to 14.7 million followers, with an additional 2 million on YouTube, enabling his videos to garner more than a billion views. He lives in New Jersey, where the most lethal animal he encounters is the mosquito.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Voracious","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50613640954130,"sku":"9780316453776","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_431bf8cd-38dc-42b6-8cdc-17be86c20225.jpg?v=1732412453","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/100-animals-that-can-f-cking-end-you","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}